I haven’t shaved in days and I’m wearing plaid

Drew: You look outdoorsy today.

Me: I am kinda outdoorsy!

Drew: No you aren’t.

Me: Well kinda! I like swimming and being outside.

Drew: You are a writer and scrawny white boy with a scraggly beard who has a tumblr.

Me:

5 minutes later

Me (to Joey and Erica): I think Drew called me scrawny